Clothe the Squirrels!

I have always wondered about why don't squirrels wear clothes. They practically have enough fur to keep them warm when they hibernate! I have found something to help these poor squirrels. If you go to stupid.com (Now why would they name it that?) and search you will eventually find SQUIRREL UNDERWEAR! We need to help the awesomely awesome squirrels get clothes on! This could start a new squirrel civilization! Just buy some squirrel undees and look for squirrels to put it on (I am not responsible if you get rabies). One day, they might thank us and teach us how to walk on telephone lines! But you probably have to weigh about 5 lbs. tops. They also have freaky candy and toys on stupid.com (I am still confused why they named it that?).